Are you a Christian in debt
Q. Are you a Christian in debt? Do you owe money on your credit cards? Is it driving you absolutely insane? Do you lay awake at night wondering how you are going to pay your next bill? Are you starting to get annoying phone calls from Demon debt collectors? If you said 'yes' to any of the above questions, Landover Baptist can help!
Praise God, brothers and sisters, we can BURN YOUR DEBT! We can get rid of every single dime that you owe! God can do it. If you have enough faith, God can get rid of your debt. It's going to take an awful lot more than prayer though. It's going to take a little effort on your part. Not much effort, just a little bit. You need to put your trust in God, and you need to listen here.. to what we have to say. Praise God.
Send your envelope before March 31, at midnight. We are going to BURN YOUR DEBT the very next day! The flames will light that day's celebration. All you need to do is send us the amount of money that you owe. Not the actual money, brothers and sisters, just a sealed envelope with the amount of money you owe scrawled onto a piece of paper, written in red ink! The red ink is the blood of Christ. You have to make absolutely certain that you use the red ink, or it won't work! Make sure you use the red ink!
We are offering this opportunity to all saved Christians everywhere! Lord, even if you are a Pope loving, Mary Worshipping Catholic, send us your debt! When you see it disappear, you will be convinced! You might even get your sorry little bead counting butt saved and find a Bible Believing Fundamentalist Baptist Church to join!
When we gather around the Bonfire and load in the hundreds of thousands of little envelopes containing our debts, God will be present! God will smell the fire of Debt and erase it from existence! Praise God!
A. Can I add my $50.00 to the total amount od debt to be written of? .