Acne electronic device
I found out about an FDA approved
electronic device that relieves and cures your acne and skin
irritations.There are 2 models-one for mild acne($15),and one for severe
acne($27). Has anyone tried this device? Here is the website address
for the device- http://jvm.com/retailservice/acne.html
I would definitely rank this web site as one of the funniest I have seen
in a long time. It definitely keeps you laughing until the next Simpsons
episode arrives!
Here is an excerpt from their site. For those of you who are familiar
with the etiology of acne, the following paragraph will crack you up:
"No matter what is the initial cause of your acne, histamine is the
final cause. Histamine is the major, if not the sole, cause of both itch
and acne. No histamine, no itch and no acne. Itch Stopper, stopping the
releasing of histamine from the Mast cells through destroying antigens,
immediately stops the development of your acne and clear up the itching
and swelling. Use Itch Stopper to keep your acne itching and swelling
free is the key to cure your acne. Since Itch Stopper works best on early
stage acne, treat your acne as early as you can is strongly recommended.
Once the acne becomes mature, you may not see dramatic effect. You may
have had acne for 10 or 20 years. No matter how long it is, each single
acne comes out new. Each single acne has its early stage and late stage.
Treat it at its early stage will cure it in 12 hours with our device."
Was that hilarious or what? It appears that the author is still
struggling with the "Hooked On Phonics" program. To give the poor slob
some credit, it is true that histamine is released by mast cells, and
that it does have a role in pruritus (although it is not necessarily the
sole mediator of pruritus). However, histamine has no role in the CAUSE
of acne!
In response to Jessica's question about the FDA, I should point out that
the FDA does approve medical devices. There are many obvious ways to
verify whether or not this product has been approved, but I have no
interest in doing this. The fact that the author is oblivious to the
etiology of acne, not to mention his inability to write English, should
be a red flag to anyone with an IQ greater than 70. (100 is average)